Thursday, September 11, 2008

Riddle Me This?

What year is it??

I could have sworn that it was 2008 but something’s are leading me to believe that its 1990 again.

Case and Point

90210: Dun nanana, Dun nananan - Cha- Cha!

I’ll admit it … it has wrapped its bed hopping, vodka guzzling, pill popping, Marc Jacobs wearing hands around my heart once more! Oh to see Drunken Jackie, Bitchy Brenda, Ditzy Kelly and Nice guy Nat on the screen again makes me feel 15 all over again! Add in a little Lucille Bluth, Aunt Becky and Kyle McBride and hawt damn, I say you have the makings of a killer show. And the new cast and plot lines are hysterical. Silver anyone? Someone force feed that chick a burger STAT. Etham, well, I could take him on a platter any day … I don’t care how young he is damnit … and Navid the scientologist porn heir kills me! Over all I give it a total thumbs up …Screw you haters!

New Kids on the Block – WTF!
They are back and it would seem that they have the #1 album in CANADA… again I question what year this is … has anyone listened to the new tunes? I was hoping for great things. Summertime was a total crapshow, just like all the other sappy screw-me pop out there now, but this: http://perezhilton.com/tv/?videoid=399559ef02c4b

This brought my boys back up a level. If you can cover Queen and make it sound good, you rule in my books And please, lets be honest … I have never stopped pining for Joey Mac or my bad-boy Donnie …

Tapered Jeans, Headbands and Ray Bans
I honestly thought this was just a LA thing when I was down there in April, but gawd damnit it seems to have migrated north, west and well just about everywhere – THANKS AMERICAN APPARAL – Shit! I’m sorry but this trend must die – Its dang ugly, not in the least bit flattering (unless built like a dude ie: no T&A) and really, something are meant to stay in the past, do we not learn from our mistakes? Come on people, what’s next?? Vuarnet France, HyperColour shirts, Chip & Pepper Shoes (yes, I know they have a fancy-schmancy denim line out and really, need I say more …), or Tretorns … I have hear that the latter is on its way – HELP!

In the words of Susan Powter:
STOP THE INSANITY

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I vote for a Vuarnet comeback! Please can it be Vuarnet? LOL!!!!

Roxygrrl said...

I can't BELIEVE that 90210 is back!!! Kinda like how I couldn't believe the whole 'Degrassi: The New Class' deal with people form the original class (that for some reason, has kept on keeping on for years). But we have to realize there's a whole new generation that needs these shows (I guess?). I just wish the producers were original enough to give it a new name.

And I can NOT believe you remembered SUSAN POWTER ahahahahha!!!