Reason 1,000,000,000,000 Why I Love This Woman

“She called her Gay, had him go to the store and get a nice Pyrex plate, then they call the Chef at the Beverly Hills Hotel and that’s who lasagne you ate. She’s Paris Hilton, she can’t spell LASAGNA, she doesn’t know what it is”

“Hold on, hold on. Did you say she wrote you a note? OK so you think she can write?”

OMG - Busting a gut right now ... Some of the best stuff is around the 5:15 ... HYSTERICAL